Tripod3

男 (33) 在 Wayzata, Minnesota 寻找 女性, 情侣.

我不用 Icebreaker 来跟别人联系。

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This little boy walked in on his mom in the bathroom and noticed the hair on her private area. The little boy asked, "Mommy, what is that?" She…

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Hit me up with your number
The Smiths had … and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said,…

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HORNY
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention (the assembly line for…

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BANG!
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the…

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A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One…

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what…

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Really Horny!!!
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the…

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Bang!
A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on…

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I'll make you CUM alllllllll over
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to…

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anyone wanna fuck in MN?
Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, "I wonder how much … it would take to get my wife to do it that…

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I'm Reeeeaaallly Hornnny!!!
has anyone actually fucked on fuckbook? cuz it seems like its only cam girls and if i wanted that i would just go to the strip club. Let me know if you wanna…

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Fuck?
has anyone actually fucked on fuckbook? cuz it seems like its only cam girls and if i wanted that i would just go to the strip club. Let me know if you wanna…

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No more fucking around, I want to hook up this weekend
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy…

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Pleeeeeeaaasee FUCK ME!!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home…

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Send me a messege if your up for something tonight
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you…

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Hit me up if you wanna do something tonight
A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after…

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I reeaally need to fuck!
I'm throwin a party tonight, messege me if your down.

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fuckbuddy annyone?
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a…

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I'm Horny!
There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We…

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add any comments?
Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob. Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder…

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Where the minnesota girls at?
A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him and says, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room…

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hahaha
Q. What's worse than getting … by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

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Funny!
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by…

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Add jokes in the comment box
A little boy asked his mother: - Mummy, why are you white and I am black? - Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t…

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Why?
Why does everybody have YM? It sucks.

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Help!!
Are there any non-web cam girls from mn out there? Is wanting to fuck something to much to ask? :'(

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Minnesota
Where the Minnesota girls at?

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REeeeeaaaAally Horny!
A husband and a wife decided they needed to use 'code' to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting … in on it. they decided on…

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