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Okay, so I'm fairly new to this site. Still, one thing I have come across many times and have been confused by are the pictures/videos of dudes jerking off onto their cell phone.

Seriously, why is this a thing? You want to show chicks your dick, I get that. You want them to know you think they're hot, so, yeah, I understand you showing you looking at your pictures.

What I don't get is: why the fuck would you actually cum on your cell phone? For starters, how do you clean that up? Any little bit of moisture could cause problems, which means you're likely just wiping it dry with a paper towel.

Then, next time you call your mom...sticky, smelly, you-stuff all over the screen.

I don't get it. Like: you have words. Words can say a lot. A video of you jerking to a picture is literally the least bit of effort you could put into letting a woman know you think she's hot.

Yes, if we're on this site, it's because we're looking for adult fun. For sex. But, dear god: are some of you trying to win some sort of trophy in "most pathetic"?