male (48) from Smithtown, New York 
looking for female.
I don't use Icebreaker to connect with people.
Icebreaker helps with contacting the new members that I'm interested in.
About PLEASEREADMYPROFILE
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Body Type
About average
Drinking
Socially
Education
Bachelor's Degree
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Eye Color
Blue
Fetishes
High heels, Role-playing, Talking dirty, Toys
About Me
I DO NOT WANT TO SK!PE, HAVE CYBER SEX OR JOIN YOUR CAM ROOM. I WILL NOT GIVE YOU (OR YOUR "MANAGER"
MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION AT ANOTHER WEBSITE TO PROVE WHO I AM FOR "SECURITY" PURPOSES OR TO VIEW YOUR PICS AND VIDEOS SOMEWHERE ELSE, TO VOTE FOR YOU (AND GIVE CREDIT CARD INFO TO DO S
AS A REQUIREMENT TO SUPPOSEDLY MEET YOU. I WILL DEFINITELY NOT SEND MONEY TO THE PHILIPPINES VIA WESTERN UNION TO MEET YOU EITHER. ALL I WANT TO DO IS CHAT HERE OR VIA EMAIL FOR A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME (AND I DON'T MEAN FOREVER) SO WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, GET TOGETHER (IN PERSON), BUY YOU DINNER OR A DRINK AND SEE IF OUR CLOTHES FALL OFF! IF YOU DON'T LIVE CLOSE ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLEASE MOVE ALONG.
Now that we've got that straight...... I think I'm reasonably good looking, educated, fairly successful, funny as hell and twice as horny! Now that I'm reading the last sentence, it seems a bit conceited. I'm not. I love to relax and laugh. In fact, people know me as "the joke guy". So if you're looking for a clean, disease free guy you can relax with.... Let me know what you're thinking!
PS: Sorry for the sarcasm and attitude up top, but this shit is getting ridiculous, as you may gather from the list of things I felt I had to list above. There must be real women in here somewhere!
MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION AT ANOTHER WEBSITE TO PROVE WHO I AM FOR "SECURITY" PURPOSES OR TO VIEW YOUR PICS AND VIDEOS SOMEWHERE ELSE, TO VOTE FOR YOU (AND GIVE CREDIT CARD INFO TO DO S AS A REQUIREMENT TO SUPPOSEDLY MEET YOU. I WILL DEFINITELY NOT SEND MONEY TO THE PHILIPPINES VIA WESTERN UNION TO MEET YOU EITHER. ALL I WANT TO DO IS CHAT HERE OR VIA EMAIL FOR A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME (AND I DON'T MEAN FOREVER) SO WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, GET TOGETHER (IN PERSON), BUY YOU DINNER OR A DRINK AND SEE IF OUR CLOTHES FALL OFF! IF YOU DON'T LIVE CLOSE ENOUGH TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLEASE MOVE ALONG.Now that we've got that straight...... I think I'm reasonably good looking, educated, fairly successful, funny as hell and twice as horny! Now that I'm reading the last sentence, it seems a bit conceited. I'm not. I love to relax and laugh. In fact, people know me as "the joke guy". So if you're looking for a clean, disease free guy you can relax with.... Let me know what you're thinking!
PS: Sorry for the sarcasm and attitude up top, but this shit is getting ridiculous, as you may gather from the list of things I felt I had to list above. There must be real women in here somewhere!
Hair Color
Light Brown
Children
No
Height
5'8"-5'11" (173-180cm)
Income
$100,000-$150,000
Common interests
Business Networking, Camping, Dining out, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing Sports, Politics
Languages
English
Occupation
Financial Advisor
On the site for
Casual sex, Discreet relationship
Sexual interests
1 on 1 sex, Threesome
Relationship
Attached and looking for discreet fun
Religion
Agnostic
Smoking
Quit
PLEASEREADMYPROFILE is Looking For
Age
21-55
Body Type
Slim, About average, Athletic, Pumped up, Have some extra pounds
Ethnicity
Asian, White / Caucasian, East Indian, Hispanic, Indian, Latino, Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, Mixed
About my Match
Looking for sexy women (WITHIN 50 MILES) to be friends and share benefits without drama or expectations. BTW, I'll be happy to send you a photo! If I sound like someone you want to know more about, and you have a picture of your own, I'm not shy! Otherwise, I just contact people I want to know more about....
I'm looking for
female