male (38) from Douglasville, Georgia 
looking for female.
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About blazzin311
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Body Type
About average
Drinking
Rarely
Education
School of Life
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Eye Color
Brown
Fetishes
Big tits, Role-playing, Shaved smooth, Talking dirty, Tattoos, Toys, Voyeurism
About Me
Insert pretentious crap about myself here.......I’m not smart. I just wear glasses. I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it. I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes (but I wish it were the other way around). Reading the Snapple "Fact of the Day" from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy. I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing. One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement. There is nothing better when your girlfriend leaves your apartment but it still smells like her (FYI: I am talking about general odor not well.....um you know). Parents and animals love me it’s their daughters/owners that seem to be the issue. I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of even surpassing the disco era.....but I can’t stop watching “The Hills”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Hills....no really). Fox News is evil! I have an irrational hatred of Paris Hilton, The Kardashians and small dogs. I enjoy drinking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I like to run with scissors. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Jerry Springer. I would kill to win the Nobel Peace prize. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless statistics, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
You might think I'm nothing more than a man who cared enough to try. Others might say that I'm a man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by my mystery. I used to love my old facebook account, but then all of my family and friends found me on there......this is my new account. Most of all though, I’m just a boy standing in front of the world, asking you to be my friend.
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her” (Either one works for me).
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing).
You might think I'm nothing more than a man who cared enough to try. Others might say that I'm a man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by my mystery. I used to love my old facebook account, but then all of my family and friends found me on there......this is my new account. Most of all though, I’m just a boy standing in front of the world, asking you to be my friend.
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her” (Either one works for me).
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing).
Hair Color
Brown
Children
No
Height
6'0"-6'3" (183-191cm)
Income
Ok, I'm VERY wealthy
Common interests
Business Networking, Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Performing Arts, Playing Sports
Languages
English
Occupation
Chief Procrastination Officer
On the site for
Casual sex, Sexting, Friends, Discreet relationship, Love, Surf amateur content, To teach and be taught
Sexual interests
1 on 1 sex, Threesome
Nickname
Jordan
Relationship
Single
Religion
Christian
Smoking
Often
blazzin311 is Looking For
Age
18-50
About my Match
You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me.
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a shittty bar while you flirt with seedy old … followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head (yours or mine, it doesn't really matter). I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into … and … Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43.
In all seriousness, I don't think that I have a check list of criteria about my "
erfect Match" of sorts.....but to work well with my personality, she would have to have a huge heart and an endless sense of humor is a must! Overall, I think I just want someone that brings some sort of balance to my life. One thing is for certain.....if she agrees with EVERYTHING thing I say, then she's definitely not the one. She should be something like a true best friend. You know the kind.....one who is honest and real with you about anything and everything and wouldn't think of deceiving you because they feel you're just too important to lose.
It's kind of funny really. I know what I'm into and such, but the fact is that women in most instances, normally choose men. For example, I might ask 50 ladies out but only the ones who say yes, they do so because they choose to do so. So instead I will find happiness with the woman who chooses to want to know me and learn more and then go from there. In all honesty, I'm not so sure I know what my perfect match would even be.....I'll let you know when I meet her I suppose (no I won't).
Serious replies only, please....
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a shittty bar while you flirt with seedy old … followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head (yours or mine, it doesn't really matter). I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into … and … Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 22 and rehash mother issues with women over 43.
In all seriousness, I don't think that I have a check list of criteria about my "
erfect Match" of sorts.....but to work well with my personality, she would have to have a huge heart and an endless sense of humor is a must! Overall, I think I just want someone that brings some sort of balance to my life. One thing is for certain.....if she agrees with EVERYTHING thing I say, then she's definitely not the one. She should be something like a true best friend. You know the kind.....one who is honest and real with you about anything and everything and wouldn't think of deceiving you because they feel you're just too important to lose.It's kind of funny really. I know what I'm into and such, but the fact is that women in most instances, normally choose men. For example, I might ask 50 ladies out but only the ones who say yes, they do so because they choose to do so. So instead I will find happiness with the woman who chooses to want to know me and learn more and then go from there. In all honesty, I'm not so sure I know what my perfect match would even be.....I'll let you know when I meet her I suppose (no I won't).
Serious replies only, please....
I'm looking for
female