male (50) from Lancaster, Ohio 
looking for female.
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About slappie1974
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Body Type
About average
Drinking
Socially
Education
Some college
Ethnicity
Mixed
Eye Color
Blue
Fetishes
Big tits, Role-playing, Talking dirty, Toys
About Me
i'm a cheerfully pessimistic affable misanthrope but my daughters think i'm kinda funny but definitely more embarrassing in a good way and so lame but in a very cool way
i take music movies standup comedy and podcasts all way too seriously
i always tell the truth unless lying is easier
i'm never passive aggressive until sarcastic verbosity jut isn't getting the reaction i am looking for
i'm rarely serious even when the situation demands it
i giggle at potty humor and words like boobies
i'm not as bad as your ex
but not as wonderful as the guy you meet right after you make me fall for you
wow i've become quite bitter after quitting most drugs
i take music movies standup comedy and podcasts all way too seriously
i always tell the truth unless lying is easier
i'm never passive aggressive until sarcastic verbosity jut isn't getting the reaction i am looking for
i'm rarely serious even when the situation demands it
i giggle at potty humor and words like boobies
i'm not as bad as your ex
but not as wonderful as the guy you meet right after you make me fall for you
wow i've become quite bitter after quitting most drugs
Hair Color
Light Brown
Children
2
Height
6'0"-6'3" (183-191cm)
Income
$50,000-$70,000
Common interests
Books/Discussion, Cooking, Dining out, Playing Sports
Languages
English
Occupation
professional assassin
On the site for
Casual sex, Sexting, Friends, Discreet relationship, Love, Online fun, To teach and be taught
Sexual interests
1 on 1 sex, Perform on webcam, Phone sex, Photo and email exchange
Relationship
Open relationship
Religion
Agnostic
Smoking
Never
slappie1974 is Looking For
Age
18-100
Body Type
About average
Drinking
Very often
Education
High School
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Eye Color
Blue
About my Match
breathing and better looking than me
Hair Color
Auburn, Black, Blonde, Brown, Light Brown, Other
Height
5'0"-5'3" (152-160cm), 5'4"-5'7" (163-170cm)
Income
$30,000-$50,000
Religion
Agnostic
I'm looking for
female
Smoking
Socially