"What did the elephant say to the naked man? 'How do you breathe through that tiny thing?'"
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TheSouthernScot
Man (51) från Manchester, United Kingdom 
söker Kvinna.
Jag använder inte Icebreaker för att komma i kontakt med andra.
Icebreaker hjälper till att komma i kontakt med nya medlemmar som jag är intresserad av.
Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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What is 6 inches and leave white stuff all over your face? A toothbrush.
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What do you do when a woman’s choking? Back up a few inches.
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What’s the difference between Covid and your legs? I don’t want Covid to spread.
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How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? Because his right hand caught on fire.
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What gets longer when pulled, inserts in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt.
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
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If a guy remembers the colour of your eyes after the first date, chances are.. you have small boobs.
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