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A lesson to learn!
The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't…

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The test!
So this guy's tired of life and fed up with not getting sex, so he goes to join the monastery. But there's a recruitment test. As the Abbott explains…

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A misunderstood Catholic priest!
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The…

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Story of a Woman who just turned 47
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend. When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate…

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A real …
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly dude. He asks the bartender about her and is…

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Sex with a nun!
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by…

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How pussy was invented!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was…

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Making a screamer!
Three friends decided to bet each other $100 on who could make their wives scream more from sex. They all go home to have sex with their wives and make them…

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A boy's interpretation!
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their…

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The Revelation!
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in…

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A friend in need!
One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay’s leg and bit his dick, since no one was…

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A real confession!
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to,…

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A confession!
A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks,…

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A bitter sweet revenge!
A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venereal diseases. The pimp is…

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A bad genie!
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10…

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Mirror, mirror!
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says…

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Who enjoys sex more!
A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously…

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Nude Beach
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes…

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A horny man!
John is horny as hell, but do not know what to do with it. He has 10 dollars in his pocket. He goes to the local brothel and tells madam'en: "I am…

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A truly good friend!
A nurse is doing her rounds on the psychiatric ward one night. On her first round she stops to check on Dave, who is sitting on the end of the bed holding on…

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The best friend!
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink, he remarked,"…

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Captain of the people!
A captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a garrison far out in the desert. On their walk around to get to know the camp, he noticed an old, tired…

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A angry little boy!
The mother in the kitchen and cook when she hears little Peter in the living room, sitting and playing with his model train: "Ready for take-off, all with…

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Quick reply!
A woman standing in a cramped elevator in the hotel she stayed in. A man walked into the elevator and elbow lady in the chest by one accident. The man said:…

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The precautionary principle!
Her husband felt a little horny and went to fetch two aspirin and a glass of water to his wife. "Here, dear, here's some aspirin and some…

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A very subtile message!
An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub in the countryside. She waved to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she signaled…

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A misplaced bang!
A man went to the doctor and told him that he had a problem with premature ejaculation. The doctor suggested that he try to scare himself just as he was about…

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A long-awaited revenge!
For many years, had two beautiful statues, a naked man and a naked woman standing next to each other at the entrance to a public park. Then one day an angel…

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