It's crazy how the only action I get comes from a product, that ones from a store, that come off a shelf, and has batteries. No assembly required....just juice it up with some AAA's and watch me chip my teeth....sorry guys but even you need some sort of assembly when we first get with you. Oh...and ladies, I'm not going right start in on all the shit we ho through to make sure we ate up for when we decide to hook up. Funny thing is...i lve being complicated....I assembly or not, I'm fun , sexy, love to fuck....and my partner doesnt complain. No assembly required ....

Does everyone have selective hearing or am I the fucking nut? I know I'm throwed off but fuuuck, im beginning to think I'm in a nightmare and I'm awake....