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I love talking dirty... smutty...gritty...earthy.

It isn't dirty... it is good communication.

It excites me not only to plead for pleasure, but dictate to the dick to jackhammer me on the kitchen counter.

Sometimes a breathy, "Yessss, yess, yess!" is nice encouragement.

But, really... that's all it is... nice.

I prefer the crunchy and/or spikey.... something different... personalized is always best. I was in pep squad so now I do pep squat.

The ubiquitous "fuck me harder" is so trite... it is the sexual "have a nice day," y'know?

Besides... do guys really need to be told to go balls deep?

I think that is part of the tracking system.

You can't beat, the "ohhhhyeaaah..." or "ooooohhhhh GOD" ... both - yes- cliche, but delectable like comfort food.

It is good, solid feedback.

As for him, hearing, "your pussy is so wet," "shit, you feel incredible!" and insensible grunts of pleasure are always welcomed. We can generally tell if you're having a good time, but taking the time to express you can't get enough of our tits, taste, and ass just makes us open wider and say, "ahhhhhyessss!"

Sometimes your mouth is too full to make comment.

Hence, sweet slurpy noise is good.

Humming and laughter should be welcomed.

Like when you can hear a smile in someone's voice over the telephone?

Works with moans during oral.

Choking sounds are not reassuring.

Unless you are into... uhm, choking?

Which reminds me... manscaping is always appreciated.

I'm quicker to gag on a random pube more than trying to swallow a ginormous cock.

I think the same could be said for us femmes... even if we don't go brazilian...trimming the trim is a sweet, considerate gesture. I mean, do you want him to find your bulging clit or search for it through your totally natural bush?

Help a guy out and clip the hedges... also, just scissoring your clit for his tongue is just good collaboration if you don't want sharp, metal things around your pink.

I don't know about you, but sometimes I mute porn... because the voice is just so annoying. If he is saying something over and over and over or she's got a nasal tone? I'm like, "shut the fuck up... I'm trying to focus!"

Which is always a downer...because I love listening to men when they fuck... you can tell by the catch in the breath... the gear change in the tone what is cumming next.

When that happens?

It is usually me cumming... hard.

Mmmmmmhmmmm.