Thought I'd share this with you all. Just now I received a chat message from a lovely looking chick from Sydney... Wait a minute... I'm sure she was from Perth a couple of hours ago...

Anyway... One of the first things she said was that she loved my cheeky smile. Seeing that I don't have a photo of my face on this site; I replied with the following:

Hi … Thanks for your message. The last time I check​ed... The photo of my hard-on didn't have a smile on its head! It might if it met you! Hahaha

ROFLMAO