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Doctors advice!
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs…

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feeling lonely
It's late tonight and I'm sitting up in bed watching him sleep. I'm restless i can't stop thinking of you and the thoughts you put in my…

przez greenbunny91

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Gods gift!
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and…

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A lesson to learn!
The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word "penis" chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't…

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The test!
So this guy's tired of life and fed up with not getting sex, so he goes to join the monastery. But there's a recruitment test. As the Abbott explains…

przez display2010

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A friend in need!
One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay’s leg and bit his dick, since no one was…

przez display2010

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Mirror, mirror!
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says…

przez display2010

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First Sex
ok so many people have mailed me and kiked me and the final result is me saying my first sexual encounter... and second blog post will be first gay sexual…

przez b1g_c0k

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Weekend Getaway
It is a beautiful Friday morning and you just left for work and I am busy getting things ready for our surprise weekend on the river. I am so excited and I…

przez iamamarine0431

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Greating and salutations (corny as hell isn't it LOL)
I need profile csweexy send me an email. You drive? Also, don't lie if we live in same 32407 area. Im not a stalker. I'll also tell you I HATE the…

przez PaydaydicK

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A misplaced bang!
A man went to the doctor and told him that he had a problem with premature ejaculation. The doctor suggested that he try to scare himself just as he was about…

przez display2010

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A real aussi!
A man walked into a pub in the Australian outback with an alligator under his arm. He stood up on the bar and shouted: "If I stick my prick and my balls…

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who wants this
hey, xup all them pretty, sexy ladies....orny as hell, dick hard as a rock already, all you gotta do is come get it boo....waiting, hit me up for the number…

przez licklick466

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Penis size vs sanctification of woman
where are you on the chart?

przez askbapi

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My lil soaking bellybutton donut!
I am a hermaphrodite. I was born with a tiny undeveloped penis and a vagina, so when I was born they removed my penis and pinched the skin closed so it looks…

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