my boy is 3 years old...he is one of the coolest dudes i have ever met...

the other day...i am running his bath, and i come out to where he is and i say...

"hey spud...come on, you know what time it is"

casually, he looked over to me and said

"showtime"

back in the day, i was going to give one of my lady friends a lift home. it was 3 in the morning, thought it would be the nice thing to do.

now, she lived less than 5 ks away from my house, so it was going to be a quick drive...so she says "i will go, but only if you go as you are" (i was nude at this point in time, mind you). i asked if i could take some pants, you know, just in case...she declined my offer...buy i couldn't let her walk home in the middle of the night.

so stupidly, i agreed...

so we get in the car and set off. the road was clear...and as i saw a pair on headlights turn onto the road in my rear view. instantly...i knew i was gonna get pulled over...

sure enough...red & blue...i pull over...and she starts lauging. i rolled the window down before the cop got there, and i hung my head out and said "sorry officer, i dont think it is your night..." i didn't cover up...no point...not that i had anything to cover up with anyway...

"whats that supposed to...WHOA! aaaah...um...is there anything you have in there you can put on?!"

...i looked right at my friend "funny story about that officer" and i notice the cops partner in the passenger side … himself laughing while she was out of the car taking happy snaps...

all the officer said was "for gods sake, just do what you have to do, get home, and please...put on some pants" he never made eye contact with me either...wierd...

win

The night_stick needs a workout...