litup990
litup990

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Little Johnny

Little Johnny is 4 years old. He is walking to the store with his daddy. The come across 2 dogs tied. "addy, ask Johnny, what are those dogs doing?" Daddy responds, "Well son they are making puppies."

Johhny thinks for a minute. "Ok daddy"

A few days later Johnny's parents are in the bed room having fun and Johnny sneaks into their bed room and watchs from the foot of the bed for a few minutes.

"Mommy Daddy what are you all doing ?" Johnny asked. Johnny's parents fall over their words trying to come up with something clean to tell their 4 year old son.

"We...... We are trying to make you a little brother or sister Johnny." replies Daddy.

Johnny doesn't miss a beat "addy role her over I want PUPPIES!"

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