I'm the kind of guy who loves a relationship like that next guy... but really? What happened to just kicking back, watching a romantic comedy and making out for an hour straight until you literally can't stand it anymore.... then kissing all the way to the bedroom... leaving a trail of socks and panties in our wake. Then teasing my lover's body until she shivers and takes me by the throat and says... you'd better fuck me right now or I'm going to explode. Then... everyone gets a churro. I'm down for whatever, but there's just something about having a little fun before sex... it makes it more intense. Wham bam thank you ma'am is for the whorehouses... not my house.