I'm an icebreaker. I'm not here to make you laugh. If you're looking to date someone based on what they eat, what kind of job they have, how funny they are, how many miles they run a day or how much rock climbing they do, then I think you need to reconsider if you even want to be in a relationship in the first place.

I don't want someone that I can share my hobbies with; That's what friends are for. I'm looking for more than just a friendship.

A relationship is supposed to give you things that you can't get anywhere else. A relationship is supposed to be a place where you give things to someone that you can't give to anyone else.

I'm not here to entertain you and quell your boredom and I don't expect you to do the same either. I'm not picky but I have a particular interest in someone who is boring, awkward, weird, doesn't care whether we go out or not, and keeps it real. Maybe something beautiful will happen if I meet the right one...