Søk

Sorter etter Dato er lagt til

Amazing
Monroe Lee wants to be my friend...amazing! To think I have all these beautiful friends and only one of them has asked for my credit card details.

Av JohnnyDingDong

286
hahahaha
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One…

Av Tripod3

672
Tampon.
That equally compliment. Me and shitbag are two beautiful, caring, loving, people but we never stick up for ourselves. or eachother. But with stupid bitch and…

Av orangepeelsmile11

240
Fuck Yaaaaaa
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what…

Av Tripod3

449
Me.
"You know what the most beautiful place in the world is?" I knew where he was going with this humor. But I couldn't help but bite that…

Av orangepeelsmile11

165
Me.
The plants weren't plants they looked more like art. Beautiful carefully created neon art stretching accross the night sky. Flashing what could be any…

Av orangepeelsmile11

239
me part 900
"I wish I could prove this.." I looked at him a bit confused. "prove what baby?" He hesitated for a moment.. "I..I wish I could prove…

Av orangepeelsmile11

176
Me part 18
"I love you so much" I said between each passtionate scoop my toungue to to his equally amazing mouth. We stopped and just like everything else in…

Av orangepeelsmile11

230
Me part 17
"God I wish my uncle was here to see this" The love was there there. But a very serious look was on his face. "Now.. why do you say…

Av orangepeelsmile11

1241
Me pt 14
He was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. But not for the reasons one would thing. Mostly because all my life I had been making up places like this in…

Av orangepeelsmile11

224
Really Horny!!!
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the…

Av Tripod3

4651
Me Pt. 13
"Oh thank god" He panted. I thought I almost lost you. "How are you baby? You doing okay?" He looked fucking amazing. He looked just like…

Av orangepeelsmile11

264
me pt 12
The land was vast. Only it wasn't land.. It looked to me what could be a garden in outer space. The plants where un named. but still all much alike.…

Av orangepeelsmile11

284
Me pt 11
So startled by my skin change but captivated by my hair. I wondered? I loved my hair so much. But a part of me always wished this would happen. My hair was…

Av orangepeelsmile11

1282
Me pt 10
Where was i? Nothing looked the same. Now I'm not one to hate on the simple pleasures of planet earth. But this could just not be there. Everything was so…

Av orangepeelsmile11

307
Me pt 9
I was finally able to pull myself away.. I quickly glanced into those sadistic eyes of his. there was a single tear falling down his left cheek. "Whats…

Av orangepeelsmile11

1267
mepart 8000
"wait..." I quickly looked up.. on the verge of crying. He was just so amazing.. sometimes before this moment.. I used to just sit all day..wishing…

Av orangepeelsmile11

255
Me. pt 8
I wanted to now more than ever. I was so sure this boy was the love of my life. And given the way Id been feeling latley. This had to be magic that a boy so…

Av orangepeelsmile11

226
makeup
the art of perfection such a beautiful thing and yet and can turn the most beautiful of people ugly keep it coming ill never wear it again i just need to get…

Av orangepeelsmile11

170
Why do people sleep at night is not thirsty
A north face denali jackets little boy was standing in the farthest corner of the garden. He was so small that he could not reach up to the branches of the…

Av sjbhale

1430
Speak your love
She moncler online was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all these CDs and she picked one up and sat down…

Av sjbhale

1706
The Selfish Giant
Angrily, he discount north face raised his voice to his father and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" He then stormed out of the house,…

Av sjbhale

1965
My husband just came in
The cheap arcteryx jackets king himself came down and opened the door; he found both of them in full health and vigor, and rejoiced with them that now all…

Av sjbhale

1968
Three leaves of snakes
Once 3 in 1 jackets upon a time there was a poor man who could no longer afford to keep his only son. So his son said:" Dear father, you have fallen on…

Av sjbhale

1492
Why SA women so shy..?
I've been to New Orleans last year and you wont believe how open and nice the women are! not shy, proud, confident and super sexy!! Came back to SA and…

Av Henry_325

259
Send me a messege if your up for something tonight
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you…

Av Tripod3

399
Hit me up if you wanna do something tonight
A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after…

Av Tripod3

415

Først Forrige Side 219Neste Siste