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So one night one of my ex's was horny; I was not. I just wanted to relax and watch tv. She kept whining about coming to the bedroom to "cuddle." So I got a jar of peanut butter and smeared it all over her naked body. I then crumpled saltine crackers over the peanut butter. She thought I was going to eat it of her. I didn't. I left her on the bed. She couldn't move or she would make a mess. I ended up watching some great shows that night. Life is good.