teeviewer's Blog

This has nothing to do with the song by Beyoncé, I just like the title. If I were a boy/man for just twenty-four hours, what would I do with my new found freedom. What prompted this flight of fancy was a question I asked a male friend, I asked "What does it feel like to have an erection" his response was " It feels like a cramp, and the more you massage it, the better it feels. Well if I ever acquired a reason to have such a cramp, yes massage would be the first thing I would do to it. Like for hours. Then it's off to visit some friends and foes. My first stop would be Dallas Texas to see my friend who I ask the question of, yes he would resist any attempt on my part to involve him in my "playdate", but he's very open to new things so who knows, right my little servant. Then I'd pay a visit to an ex co-worker who irked the hell out of me. Always with the "What I have and who gave it to me" never the "what did you have to do" to get it, that would have been far more interesting. I would put my new friend right in her fat.......rhymes with south. Victor would be next. Not the brightest Crayola in the box, but the sweetest man, I would visit him so we could compare cocks. This man has the prettiest dick, and he knows just how to use it. If dicks were brains this man would have been Einstein. But you can't have everything, beauty and brains lol. Now it's off to the Big Apple NYC. I'd visit a few friends wink wink nod nod, we would then head over to Times Square to Happy Flash that Jumbo Tron, I know he would be down for that, right almost birthday boy, would'nt that be a way to celebrate our birthdays. But seriously if I could have just twenty-four hours and a penis, I would probably do what most men do.........