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me pt 24
They wanted to explore the garden. If only they could find some way out of eachothers arms. His black skin, that rainbow hair. And those eyes. Just impossible…

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curious hmmm..
So tonight I spoke to the person I been wanting an I hope well I know its going to happen soon ya Baby . For the meN time I want a hot down ass sexy girl to…

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mad
cause yall fine azz ladies act like yall shyt dnt stink well boo it do i still luv the ladies

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well ... happy Valentine's Day! ... :D
i've never had a lot of luck with the ladies ... i joined this site, and a few others, in hopes of maybe changing that a little. yet another…

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things I like
I like to have fun I love pussy and I love cock I will do pretty much anything if you ask all you have to do is ask. I am on this site because I like to fuck…

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Fuck Book?
So this thing just pops up.... the face book of sex? Well that sounds fun right? But that's the sketchiest thing iv ever heard of... as far as i know…

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My relaxing afternoon
Today, I came home to my apartment and I did a lil cleaning... then I had food and I went to take a shower. I masterbated in my shower and It was like a spa…

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Hit me up with your number
The Smiths had … and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said,…

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Heads up
Hey all i have nothing to do all weekend and i havnt been laid in well lets just say i dont want to know how long. If anyone in the perth area in australia…

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HORNY
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention (the assembly line for…

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hahahaha
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One…

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What the Fuck Over
So there I was no shit, in the middle of Forest Park, Ga waiting on someone on this site that I was supposed to meet today. So waited for a good minute and…

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WELL ANYWAYS
We had explored the entire planet. And we finally found the way the one we had been looking for .. so finally these two little neon butterflys landed on the…

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Tampon
The sexy rebel boy I have come to know so well. He inspires me to just not give a fuck. Us together would be caos and destruction. Pure evil ,if you will.…

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ME
It gets a little easier to be here every single day I know I have three amazing people waiting for me on the other side of this road. we can drive them…

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ME
"okay well which one you wanna do today killer" These kids where too fucked up. They lived off them uppers eevery single day of their life. But once…

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MEEEE
It was dark times.. very dark times in flaskin Nebraska.. The town lay quiet. All hurt and waiting for some recognition for what which they had dedicated their…

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Fuck Yaaaaaa
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what…

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Me.
"You know what the most beautiful place in the world is?" I knew where he was going with this humor. But I couldn't help but bite that…

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Me part 2003
"I love you.." I looked at this boy confused "Whats wrong..." "Nothing you see I just.. my best friend has always wanted to come to…

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Me part 17
"God I wish my uncle was here to see this" The love was there there. But a very serious look was on his face. "Now.. why do you say…

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Me part 15
Wait. I stopped kissing him. Not because I didn't feel he deserved it of course. Anyone who could bring me to this garden had to be worth my…

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My husband just came in
The cheap arcteryx jackets king himself came down and opened the door; he found both of them in full health and vigor, and rejoiced with them that now all…

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anyone wanna fuck in MN?
Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, "I wonder how much … it would take to get my wife to do it that…

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Pleeeeeeaaasee FUCK ME!!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home…

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Send me a messege if your up for something tonight
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you…

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Hit me up if you wanna do something tonight
A man and his son were talking about sex. The son asked his father, "dad, what does a pussy look like?" The dad asked him, "before or after…

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