I was browsing the internet earlier, and I love it when I find a good dirty joke that I can't resist sharing. I found this one to be appropriate for this site. I hope you like it.

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "inkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I don't enjoy cam to cam or watching videos and cam shows. Watching simply doesn't do anything for me. It's similar to staring at a big red button encased in glass that says "O NOT PUSH" or staring at the fire alarm when you're in highschool(also encased in glass). The only difference is you can break the glass to get to the button. If I do watch, it's like a cartoon, it's a mild distraction to pass the time. I prefer dirty chat and dirty emails over watching.

I have a very good imagination. I like good dirty chat and dirty emails. I find that the written word can be just as erotic and arousing as the act itself. The more descriptive they are the better. Phone sex works the same way.

Does anyone else agree?

I was chatting with a woman earlier who told me she was on this site looking for real people. So, I engaged her as a real person, my normal intellectual self. By the end of it all, she told me she was wasting her time with me and laughing at me. The only thing I have to say to that is: At least she walked away smiling. But, it begs the question: Do women even know what they want?

My point is not everyone has an IQ one grade lower than bean dip. If intelligence turns you off don't bother me. It is very possible to maintain an erection and use your brain at the same time. I understand it's called FUCKBOOK, and the primary purpose is exactly what the title suggests, but I am a difficult man to please(even sexually). It takes a little more than a hot body to get me going; not every man is a simplistic horny retard.

Women, you need to figure out what you want because the guys already know what they want.

Guys, just be yourselves. And if the women don't respond to you, it's their malfunction not yours.

I had to share this. Thanks for reading.

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:

'What … 3?'

Harry:

'9.'

Principal:

'What … 6?'

Harry:

'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'ockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'ants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:

'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the

teacher, 'ut Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

I haven't been on this site very long. But it seems like all the women on here are spammers, scammers, or lesbian. Can anyone prove this wrong? It's really fucking annoying.