Well, here we go. Since I've never been a "one night stand" kinda guy, this may not work, but who knows? So many gorgeous girls!

And a shout-out to my first friend here, Iamnathalie... Yes you are hot shit - and a sweetheart. I'd love to meet you, I'll bet you're something special face-to-face. Anytime really.

Alright, let's see how this works. It's been so long, I hope I still have the requisite social skills.