female (58) from Dundee, United Kingdom 
looking for male.
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About fuckedupoldtart
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Body Type
Big and lovely
Drinking
Socially
Education
PhD/Post doctorate
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Eye Color
Green
Fetishes
Big cock, Hairy, Talking dirty, Tattoos
About Me
too fat old and ugly to get a shag but horny as fuck and sick of wanking off to pornhub and feeling like a depraved pervert. Hate all that exploitative shit. Any old fat ugly fucked up cleverm horny man that fancy some flilthy talk gimme a shout. A bit shy and glot major body issues so i've never done any cam stuff but am open to suggestions and i'll fucking try anything once. Need a good hard pounding from a nice lad who gives no fucks about saggy old tits and a non existent arse. Am an ex teacher, used to teach sex ed, am a raving anarchist and currently plotting govt downfall. Thats all you need to know xxx No dick pics unless i ask for them please. Its not all about the cock for me, I want my hole but i am not a size queen, like a bit of girth and only into penetration after a long expert it of cunnilingus. Show me yer tongue before y7ou show me yer cock! Anyone who sends me a dick pic before i've sked for one is nothing but a fuckinbg flasher and you can fuck off and expose yourself to someone whos into that. I think its fucking rude and weird, so don't do iy!
Hair Color
Brown
Children
1
Height
5'8"-5'11" (173-180cm)
Income
Ok, I'm VERY wealthy
Common interests
Business Networking, Books/Discussion, Camping, Cooking, Performing Arts, Politics
Languages
English
Occupation
writer
On the site for
Friends, Love, Online fun, To teach and be taught
Sexual interests
1 on 1 sex, Phone sex, Photo and email exchange
Nickname
spookycookie
Religion
Pagan
Smoking
Trying to quit
fuckedupoldtart is Looking For
Age
52-100
Body Type
Have some extra pounds
Drinking
Socially
Education
PhD/Post doctorate
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Eye Color
Green
Hair Color
Brown
Height
5'8"-5'11" (173-180cm)
Income
Ok, I'm VERY wealthy
Religion
Pagan
I'm looking for
male
Smoking
Trying to quit