male (56) from Seattle, Washington 
looking for female.
I don't use Icebreaker to connect with people.
Icebreaker helps with contacting the new members that I'm interested in.
About JonnieMossfucker
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Body Type
About average
Drinking
Rarely
Education
Some college
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian
Eye Color
Green
Fetishes
High heels, Leather, Shaved smooth, Talking dirty, Tattoos, Toys, Voyeurism
About Me
Working 6 days a week 12 hours a day sure makes it strenuous to go out and play. My body's not bad for the age it is (53 couple weeks ago), and my spirit is still young and free but traditional dating has never really appealed to me. That's why I'm here so if you like what you see make sure it's a Saturday evening before you contact me, because that's really the only night I have to play, where I don't have to work the very next day. It's also important to know just who I am, because I'm no Angel that's for sure but hell be damed, I'm not a criminal as some may say, just cause I don't always live by each and every letter of the law, every single day. I just follow my heart in pursuit of a little happiness & something called liberty in my own respectful way. So what if I don't drink (that often) don't care if you do, I'm sure there are things I may enjoy that you may not like too, so if that is a deal breaker then please just move along, nothing to see here folks, oh and about this profile please just forget it. As for me I know people are different we're not all the same, but you know that's what makes it so fun, this game, I call life, worth living,
openly, for all to see, just how bright and colorful we may be is something we do individually, at least for me this holds true but if you're one of those who lives within the boundaries and follows the rules, sees life as black and white, and waits for the day to put letters on their grave, then I'm sorry I'm really not in the mood for any of that, cause I want to enjoy this wonderful life, obviously, different than you.
Yeah, so whatever, I've heard it all, like "He's touched in the head" just cause I can't read between the lines, play head games, and I might not even listen to everything you said, but who said I was suppose to be perfect because I know I'm not, but happy I am, just want to get by playing in the sun, get a tan, that's my plan. It is also my hope that I keep the smile on my face when the day is done and if I'm lucky to spend a bit of time in some happy blissful embras every once and awhile with quality people, oh baby, that's what I miss. The long-term relationship is just not my thing but I have my needs as you do too so here it is the moment of truth can it really be that there are others out there just like me? Yep I'm the real deal and I hope you are too. Sure tomorrow may be different but until today is through you can find me residing at: 1122 boogie woogie avenue. I'll be playing my favorite song called 'Wham bam thank you ma'am' before I move along.
So hey Sure I may smoke and do this and a little of that, I don't push it on others neither do I judge, I'm just following a promise to my old hippie Mama, God rest her soul, to use not abuse and respect the … rule look up and remember you're never alone we're all in this together so sing out loud and listen to everything else sing the chorus in perfect melody, always remember that's why it's called The Universe (One-Song)
openly, for all to see, just how bright and colorful we may be is something we do individually, at least for me this holds true but if you're one of those who lives within the boundaries and follows the rules, sees life as black and white, and waits for the day to put letters on their grave, then I'm sorry I'm really not in the mood for any of that, cause I want to enjoy this wonderful life, obviously, different than you.
Yeah, so whatever, I've heard it all, like "He's touched in the head" just cause I can't read between the lines, play head games, and I might not even listen to everything you said, but who said I was suppose to be perfect because I know I'm not, but happy I am, just want to get by playing in the sun, get a tan, that's my plan. It is also my hope that I keep the smile on my face when the day is done and if I'm lucky to spend a bit of time in some happy blissful embras every once and awhile with quality people, oh baby, that's what I miss. The long-term relationship is just not my thing but I have my needs as you do too so here it is the moment of truth can it really be that there are others out there just like me? Yep I'm the real deal and I hope you are too. Sure tomorrow may be different but until today is through you can find me residing at: 1122 boogie woogie avenue. I'll be playing my favorite song called 'Wham bam thank you ma'am' before I move along.
So hey Sure I may smoke and do this and a little of that, I don't push it on others neither do I judge, I'm just following a promise to my old hippie Mama, God rest her soul, to use not abuse and respect the … rule look up and remember you're never alone we're all in this together so sing out loud and listen to everything else sing the chorus in perfect melody, always remember that's why it's called The Universe (One-Song)
Hair Color
Light Brown
Height
5'4"-5'7" (163-170cm)
Common interests
Books/Discussion, Camping, Cooking
Languages
English
Occupation
Construction
On the site for
Casual sex, Online fun, To teach and be taught
Sexual interests
1 on 1 sex
Nickname
SaIneda Humpalot
Relationship
Single
Religion
Spiritual
Smoking
Often
JonnieMossfucker is Looking For
Age
35-60
Education
School of Life
About my Match
It's hard to describe my perfect match but go to the mirror look deep into your eyes and you'll see the type of person I'm looking for.
Religion
Other
I'm looking for
female