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OOOOOHHHHH CANADA!!!!!!!!

Good evening people of fuckbook.com, tonights piece is dedicated to our wonderfully hot girls to the north of US.. (Canada). I must say that before last night, I thought that only hockey ( best sport) and great weed came from Canada.....BOY WAS I FUCKING WRONG. It was late last night when I got an email from this girl who wanted to hook up with me (NSA). As I read her email, she said that she saw my profile on a different site and wanted to see if I could do what I said I could do in the" about me" section (make a girl squirt multiple times in one sitting). Well to make a long story short, I asked her for a pic and she immediately complied. Now, most girls that I have come across on hook up sites are NOWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING GIRLS IN THEIR PICS AS THEY ARE WHEN I MET UP. Well, I gave it one last chance, cause the thought of it possibly being the girl in the pic filled my sack with FUCK IT juice. 10pm rolled around and I arrived at the designated meeting place, and in walked a 5ft 6, jet black hair with hazle eyes and not a single ounce of fat Hottie. Holy shit! It was the girl in the pic. To keep this blog short, heres the gutts of it, we went back to my place had a drink and went into the bedroom. She sucked my brains through my dick as I ate her BEAUTIFULLY shaved pussy. What made this encounter so unique was that she didnt tell me that she was a MAJOR FUCKING NIAGRA FALLS SQUIRTER (Lol). I must have taken a female jiz bath 6 times through out the night. Well after we spent 45 intensly fucking, she capped things off with a screaming orgasm (she yelled OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.) The rest is history. So to all the Canadien girls on this site, heres to you for showing up and Re writting your national anthem

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CALLING ALL (REAL) HORNY GIRLS LOOKING FOR HOT NSA FUN
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IS THIS FOR REAL????? NO SEX, LIES, AND WEB CAMS

Once again I have a dare for you, so listen up. Last time when I put a dare out there for you ladies on this site, you tanked bad (so far. Guys 1 girls 0). So heres your chance at redeption, I dare a girl on this site and local to Los Angeles to hook up for real with me ( as thats the reason this sites up and we sign up here, to get laid ) . Now heres the guidelines

,A. You cant be a hooker (we already pay to be on this site)

B. You have to be true to what you want (that you stated on your profile)

C. IF YOU ARE CONTACTING ME, DONT TRY TO GET ME TO SIGN Up FOR A websiteJUST TO TALK TO YOU ( I WILL NOT EVEN ANSWER YOU).

D. If you are for real and really want to hook up in person, I promise you that you will never want to leave and or stop (believe me).

Good luck and prove me wrong.

M.

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Getting arthritis in my left hand now
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WTF ! THE GREAT CYBER SUCKOFF

Hey there ladies,

Is it just me or has the blow job gone the way of a fucking web cam? I mean cum on ladies, we all need to get back to our basic carnal instict of fucking and sucking our brains out..... (The real deal, no Skyp e cock tease). So to all the ladies who are just here to get guys to sign up for another adult site, lets throw all the sales pitches aside and get off on each other, for real (I mean thats why we are all here, right?).

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REAL IN LOS ANGELES

Are there any REAL GIRLS here from LA that are not trying to get guys on skyp e to pay for things and are really looking for a NSA (no strings attatched) fun? Well here is a dare for you REAL ladies on this site, I dare you to really make an attempt at hooking up with me here in LA tonight.

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I am so fucking horny.....any girls up for

Hey girls,

I am hornyer than a 10 peckered owl. Are there any girls out there that want to get eaten and banged tonight? I am disease and drug free, please be the same.

Hit me up if your interested.

NO SKYP ERS

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