I do not own these characters all characters of Homestuck belong to Andrew Hussie and this story is just a fanfic

This has yaoi in it which means boy x boy, if you do not like it, do not read. This is labled as NSFW/

It was a usual morning at sollux's house and eridan had just come over too bitch at him "for fuck sakes sollux! Wwhat is taking you so long?" He screamed as sollux continued rummaging around his bedroom "ju2t giive me a 2econd dumba22!" He cussed back. Eridan gave a deep sigh and waited, after about too more minutes sollux came out, hiding something behind himself "wwhats that?" Eridan asked. Sollux ignored him and pulled on his gill "2o fii2hdiick...why have you come thii2 tiime?" he said with a sigh "i wwas wwondering...wwould you maybe think about being...wwell...kissmisses with me?" He smirked and blushed slightly in his purple blood colour and looked him in the eye. Sollux looked away "Gee fii2h...ii diidnt thiink you felt that way..." he trailed off. "i fucking hate you, i really really do..." eridan smirked more. Sollux sighed "fiine...ii hate you too ii 2uppo2e..." he looked at eridan and looked away quickly eridan smirked and pushed him against the wall and kissed him roughly "-Dont touch me you 2tupiid fii2h!" sollux cussed. Eridan ignored him and put one leg up so his knee was rubbing against sollux's buldge bone. After admitting a soft moan that sounded like a buzz, sollux started fighting back. With a harsh tug he pulled eridans scarf, choaking him "G-Gah! Wwhats wwrong wwith you?! are you trying to kill me?!" eridan shouted. Sollux growled and tried to push him off, only to be pinned to the floor. Eridan slid one hand up sollux's shirt and used the other to rub the bigger one of his two horns..what eridan did not know is sollux is double everything, and it counts for his horns too, they are double as sensitive. All anger and hate was wiped from his face almost instantly and overcome with pleasure. His face turned honey yellow and he opened his mouth slightly before tilting his head back and moaning softly. Eridan smiled and continued before coming closer and giving his horns a gentle lick. Sollux moaned louder, gripping eridans scarf that dangled near his hands and digging his nails into the soft fabric. Eridan continued to toy with his horns and run his sharp nails over his already hard nipples. Sollux started tearing up, presumably from embarrasment before saying in a leading voice "p-plea2e stop..." he whimpered. Eridan tilted his head and smirked "wwoah, i nevver thought i wwould be able to make you, of all people beg sollux.." he gave a chuckle and disobeyed, continuing to lick the very sensitive horns and getting hard himself when he heard the soft moans sollux gave in return. "2eriiou2ly...iit hurts...d-down there..." he whimpered, more honey tears appearing. Eridan, withiut even thinking; shifted himself and started grinding against sollux. His breathing became more rapid and the soft buzzing moans became louder. Eridan pulled off his scarf,shirt and cape and started tugging at sollux's "take it off..." he demanded. Sollux blushed and obeyed, because he was both horny and also because he had too, eridan was a high blood. He pulled his shirt off and instantly eridan pinned him down and dug his nails in, sollux half yelped, half moaned and bit his lip as eridan took over. Slowly eridan crept his hand down sollux's pants and stroked one of his two tentabuldges. Sollux gasped and dig his nails into his palm while eridan rubbed it "your already sticky...wwoww..." eridan said, a slightly impressed tone. As quick as eridan could, the pants came off and he was getting ready to do it "ready sol?" Eridan said, a sly smile on his face. He slowly slid himself into sollux's … Sollux's eyes widdened and he opened his mouth but no sound came out. Eridan pulled him close and started sucking on sollux's horn, obviously aware of how sensitive they are by now as he pumped into him. Sollux just stared, wide eyed at the roof as he could not control his body any more, all he could do is moan and gasp as eridan pounded into him. "h-hehe...in or out sollux?" Eridan asked, panting lightly. Sollux, now just realizing how close to the edge he was. Thought he might as well enjoy it if it was happening. "iin...but not iin my … my..." he trailed off and his face went musturd yellow but eridan knew what he meant, trolls usually did not do it in the ass but eridan supposed it was fine since he liked it. He pulled out and pulled sollux as close to him as he could, chest to chest, faces nect to eachother, eridan spread sollux's cheecks and slid his buldge in. Sollux imediatly reacted with a shaky gasp and digging his nails into eridan. He seemed to enjoy it, that leased eridan. He started picking up pase and it was very tight so quickly eridan was on edge. And the soft moaning from sollux right by his ear did not help the slightest. "a-are you sure you wwant this?" Eridan asked, nearing the edge. Sollux simply gave a nod and he tightened his grip on him and came inside, with a shudder he blushed and gave a small grunt. But sollux was not done, yet. He gave a few more soft pumps as the purple semen filled sollux's prostate. Before gripping sollux's buldge. He could feel it quiver under his rough hands, he was close. He just needed something to push him over. He pulled out and layed sollux down, a stream of purple leaving him. And put his face right by sollux's buldge. He gave it a tender kiss before putting both of them in his mouth and sucking softly on them. It only took a few minutes before sollux was twisting his hips and moaning wildly. Just as he felt it quiver and about to burst eridan pulled it out of his mouth and licked the tip slowly and a burst of yellow spattered his face. "wwoww...you came alot..." eridan said, licking some of the honey cum off his lips and swollowing it "did you havve fun?" Eridan asked. Sollux could hardly answer, he was pale and still panting deeply from the release and just as eridan looked away, his other buldge came too. Eridan winced when it splattered his face more, forgetting he has two buldges. And wipled a bit off before licking it off his fingers "did you havve fun now?" eridan repeated. Sollux simply nodded and buzzed in a low voice. Eridan smirked and glubbed. That was fefs thing but he was a sea dweller so it fit. He crawled over and kissed sollux, a little bit of yellow getting in sollux's mouth. And they both quickly passed out.

Love Bucket

Rated: M

Warnings: Um… SMUT; LANGUAGE; SMUT; SMUT; FLUFF?

Summary: Karkat has trouble conveying his sexual frustration to his ignorant best friend. Gamzee has no idea what Karkat keeps trying to tell him.

"Gamzee," Karkat hissed softly to his friend, currently sitting on the floor next to a pile of clown horns. He had three bottles of different flavored Faygo open and he was staring pretty intensely at the ceiling.

"Gamzee?" Karkat tried again, his voice quivering. He didn't know what he was going to tell the capricornus troll once he got his attention. 'Hey Gamzee, wanna fuck?' Oh yeah, that was definitely the best way to go about it.

Karkat had been having these sexually frustrating dreams lately. Something related to S&M, he thinks. The dream usually consisted of an older looking version of him chained to a wall by burning hot irons in the shape of his sign while a much larger, more threatening, beastly Gamzee fucked him senseless. Karkat always woke up after that awkward and rigid. He found himself more and more frustrated and snappy with each day the dream snuck back into his head. His body was screaming for his best friend, but how could he just ask him? He was a much higher blood than him, not that that really mattered to either of them, but it was still a factor. Gamzee would probably go with it anyways, but it was still embarrassing.

After a few more seconds of Gamzee staring at the ceiling, with the only noise being the fizz of the other trolls open Faygo can, Karkat growled.

"GAMZEE," Karkat snapped, "LOOK AT ME YOU FUCKASS."

Gamzee's gaze drifted lazily to Karkat, a sloppy grin formed on his face, and he gave a small chuckle.

"What's wrong, motherfucker?" He questioned, "Someone got your panties all in a fuckin' bunch?"

"Gamzee, shut the fuck up, I need to talk to you," Karkat blushed and came over to sit beside Gamzee, moving some bottles of Faygo to the side while doing so. His eyes became trained on the ground and he brought his knees up to his chest. He could feel Gamzee's warmth right beside him, right there, and Karkat felt like he could just jump him then, if it weren't for his self-control.

"What do you wanna talk about, motherfucker?" Gamzee asked slowly, "Wanna make out or something?" Karkat blushed again, feeling even more uncomfortable than before.

"Wh-why would you think that?" Karkat hissed, looking away.

"You've been blushing like a motherfuckin' bitch, best friend. Just thought it would be motherfuckin' fun, all that," Gamzee smirked then, leaning closer to the red blooded troll, "In fact, you look like you're blushin' now motherfucker."

Karkat looked back over at Gamzee's face, and true to the indigo blood's word, he was blushing.

"S-shut up! Ge-Get the f-" Karkat started, but was cut off by Gamzee's lips on his. He pushed Karkat to the floor under him and began to passionately kiss him. Karkat was hesitant, but eventually gave in and kissed back. He tried to switch their positions several times, but Gamzee proved too heavy.

"You're such a cute motherfucker," Gamzee smirked when they broke their sloppy kiss, "Have I ever told you how fuckable you are, Karkat?" He grinned deviously. Karkat just blushed more, letting out a small yelp of surprise when Gamzee's hands reached around and squeezed his ass.

"-don't!" Karkat squirmed, but Gamzee wouldn't stop now.

"You want me to fuck you, motherfucker?" He asked in a low voice, "Like fucking animals in motherfuckin' heat, best friend."

Karkat stilled momentarily and looked into Gamzee's eyes. They were indigo surrounded by flaming yellow. Karkat had always thought his eyes were alluring, he never knew how alluring until now. The low-blood moaned softly when Gamzee attacked his neck with little kisses and bites. His hands pushed up Karkat's shirt and trailed over the Karkat's smooth, grey skin.

"G-Gamzee n…ngh…" Karkat trailed off when Gamzee brought his leg in-between Karkat's. Karkat gasped and pushed against the other troll, feeling totally different from his usual self.

"Feeling submissive, motherfucker?" Gamzee drawled, his hot breath on Karkat's ear. He shivered at the words and tried to push away, regaining his usual composure for a moment.

"What… the fuck, Gamzee—" He panted. Gamzee just smirked and hooked his slender fingers on the edge of the smaller troll's shirt. He nearly ripped the shirt of the others body, causing Karkat to blush.

"In a fucking hurry?" Karkat tried to scowl, but Gamzee was on him again, kissing his throat and face. "Gamzee…" Karkat breathed softly.

Gamzee leaned back for a few seconds to strip himself of his shirt, before returned to the blushing Karkat. The two of them let their hands wander over each other's bodies, almost as if getting to know each other. Karkat had only ever seen Gamzee shirtless once. Gamzee had been at Karkat's hive when he just randomly threw his shirt off. Karkat thought he had been blushing because he was jealous of Gamzee's body structure, but now he thinks it might have been something else.

Karkat had little knowledge of what even took place during sex… or how he was supposed to feel. A weird, uncomfortable feeling lumped in the pit of his stomach at the thought of something going terrible wrong…

Karkat's hands tightened around Gamzee's shoulders and he pushed him back a little. Gamzee looked confused as he stopped touching the other troll.

"…Something wrong, Karkat?"

"…" Karkat blushed brightly. "What if I don't want this?"

"You looked all like you wanted it." Gamzee said with a smirk, but it faltered and he suddenly looked serious, "But if you don't want to do it, bro, you don't have to…"

Karkat looked up at his friend shyly. His blush spread across his entire face and he dug his nails into Gamzee's shoulders. Gamzee didn't even flinch.

"… I want this." Karkat said after a moment, "I have no idea what to do… but I want to find out with you, Gamzee."

Gamzee's eyes widened a little, but then he smiled.

"I want to, too motherfucker."

"G-Gamzee!" Karkat cried as the high-blood thrust into him. His movements were gentle and cautious, letting Karkat adjust. "It- feels so fucking weird…"

Gamzee smirked and leaned over to kiss him while he began to thrust harder. Karkat started making small mewling noises into their kiss as Gamzee pounded him harder and faster.

"G-GAMZEE!" He gasped loudly. Gamzee kissed down Karkat's neck and tried to aim for that spot again, but the thrust were getting sloppy. When Karkat cried out again, Gamzee bit down on his neck, breaking the skin slightly.

"Mother fuck, Gamzee!" Karkat shouted, "Yo-you fucki-ng b-b-" Gamzee kissed him before he could finish complaining. A few moments later, Karkat arched into Gamzee and cried out the highblood's name. He'd reached his climax, his body shivering from pleasure. The sight of Karkat reaching his limit made Gamzee reach his. He breathed Karkat's name and stayed in that position for a moment before dropping to Karkat's side.

"…Gamzee…"

"Yes, best friend?"

"…" Karkat turned to face Gamzee and cuddled into his side, hiding his face against Gamzee's chest.

"I love you too, Karkat."

When Karkat woke up, he found himself in Gamzee's nest, covered in slime. It was warm and comfortable, but he wanted to talk to Gamzee.

"G-Gamzee?" He called gently, peeking out of the nest around Gamzee's room.

"Yeaaa, motherfucker?" A voice answered from a doorway across the room. Gamzee stood there, shirtless, with his polka dot pajama pants on.

"…" Karkat blushed. "About last night…"

Gamzee smirked when Karkat trailed off. From behind his back, he brought out a bucket. On it was painted "KV + GM" in sopor slime. From the bucket dripped red and indigo liquid.

"Gamzee…What is that?" Karkat swallowed thickly.

"It's our love bucket."

"…" Karkat blushed furiously.