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MARRIED MEN NEED NOT APPLY!!!
As much as I don't believe in monogamy I also don't think its fair to cheat on your wives. Please don't contact me if you currently have a wife…

by Kitty1980

2541
Does anyone actually hook-up on here?
I've put it out there...I want to hook-up...no strings attached and there doesn't seem to be any real activity on this site. If there are any females…

by davedudemon

343
Hit me up with your number
The Smiths had … and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said,…

by Tripod3

692
Fuck me plz
Hi I am so horny so help me by fucking me as hard and as fast as u can so help me plz u have to fuck me as hard as u can till I scream and if I stop…

by sexybitch2011xo

3341
CASH FLOW
IM BOUT DAT CASH GOT A SQUAD OF BAD BITCHES READY TO GET DAT MONEY SMALL CHANGE DONT APPLY WE NOT WIT NO GAMES READY N OPEN TO ALL DA FREAKIEST FANTASIES U CAN…

by DIME98

229
It's time for some spring cleaning!
So, why do I have 129 "friends" on this site? I'm flattered that I'm so popular, but that is just entirely too many. I don't…

by ALSunshine2010

743
I NEED A SEXY LADY
WATS GOOD. I AM LOOKING FOR A SEXY LADY WHO IS ON THEIR SHIT WIT NO DRAMA AND WHO LUVS TO DO GROWN PEOPLE SHIT AND HAVE FUN WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED. IF THIS U…

by MIZZJUICYSWEET_34

1349
BANG!
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the…

by Tripod3

1634
hahahaha
A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much luck. One…

by Tripod3

672
Doing it wrong?
New to this...have like 49 friends....i write the ladies but no emails come back....am I not working this site the right way?

by Bandit3212

242
What the Fuck Over
So there I was no shit, in the middle of Forest Park, Ga waiting on someone on this site that I was supposed to meet today. So waited for a good minute and…

by YourFuckToy

8031
Me
At times when I was … used to wish i'd just die and go to heaven. so i coul know what it was like to feel no shame in being who i was all i ever wanted…

by orangepeelsmile11

153
ME
It was late at night.. Her brother was out again. God. All the coke in the world couldn't make her shake this feeling. She felt lost and lonely no matter…

by orangepeelsmile11

282
ME
"OMMGGGGGGGG" Eric began to pant.. No words needed to be said. "THAT FUCKING MUSIC" they quickly sat up and just stared at eachother as…

by orangepeelsmile11

202
Me.
She had dedicated her whole life to the simple pleasures of having the most bad ass life possible. She was at the top of her class at school, Had an amazing…

by orangepeelsmile11

257
Fuck Yaaaaaa
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "I wonder what…

by Tripod3

449
ME
"wait.." Suddenly everthing grew dark for a moment. "Listen.. I know we love ashleyy.. but secretly.. I just.. I just want to be alone with…

by orangepeelsmile11

146
Me.
"You know what the most beautiful place in the world is?" I knew where he was going with this humor. But I couldn't help but bite that…

by orangepeelsmile11

163
Me part 24
I hated what he went through. Every single day having to live with what he was.. and most important.. no one understand why he didn't look at all what he…

by orangepeelsmile11

181
Me.
Seconds passed quickly and soon he wasn't crying anymore. I looked him in the eye and said.. "You know.. sometimes.. you need to forgive those who…

by orangepeelsmile11

120
me part 900
"I wish I could prove this.." I looked at him a bit confused. "prove what baby?" He hesitated for a moment.. "I..I wish I could prove…

by orangepeelsmile11

176
Me part 17
"God I wish my uncle was here to see this" The love was there there. But a very serious look was on his face. "Now.. why do you say…

by orangepeelsmile11

1241
Me pt 16
"I knew I could trust you.." I said.. Its a funny thing where this place was.. Back on earth. Or whatever the hell that stupid place was. I was…

by orangepeelsmile11

192
Me part 14
"No..." he quickly replied. "trust me the feeling is mutual.. I just.. I wanna talk to you I've always found you so intruging.. I always…

by orangepeelsmile11

146
Me Pt. 13
"Oh thank god" He panted. I thought I almost lost you. "How are you baby? You doing okay?" He looked fucking amazing. He looked just like…

by orangepeelsmile11

264
Me pt 11
So startled by my skin change but captivated by my hair. I wondered? I loved my hair so much. But a part of me always wished this would happen. My hair was…

by orangepeelsmile11

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me pt7
we talked laughed and hung out for what seemed like hours. I'm not sure if it was short or long. That kiss made everything seem like nothing. after awhile…

by orangepeelsmile11

164

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