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A misplaced bang!
A man went to the doctor and told him that he had a problem with premature ejaculation. The doctor suggested that he try to scare himself just as he was about to come. The man thought he couild get something that made a loud bang, so he went off and bought himself a starter pistol. That night, he and wife had sex in 69 position. The next day the man came back to the doctor, who asked how it had gone ... The man replied that it had not gone so well, because "when I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on me and bit off 5 inches of my penis, and the neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up."
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