We've always been just two houses apart, and I've always had a secret crush on this single dad 10 years younger than me. I logged in to a dating site and he happened to view my profile. A short conversation ensued, followed by an offer to "keep me warm". What next transpired was so incredibly hot. He inquired if I was "kinky" to which I replied, "My philosophy on life was you should never knock something until you've tried it yourself."

Yummy Yummy!