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uradixn

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please read BEFORE adding me

The following are some reasons NOT to add me as a friend:

  1. You DIDN"T READ THIS LIST

  2. You refer to this site as a "dating" site. It's called "FUCK"book. If you want a boyfriend you're in the wrong place.

  3. You have a phone number, ym, facebuk, or skyep contact info on your profile.

  4. You created your profile in the last 4 hours.

  5. You have no description about yourself.

  6. You do have a description, but it is boring and/or lame, and it makes me feel like spending time with you would be more painful than grinding my teeth off with a Dremel tool.

  7. You have no picture.

  8. You do have a picture, but it's used on 97 other profiles also.

  9. You do have a picture, but it doesn't show your face.

  10. You do have a picture but it has the web url you stole it from watermarked on it. Seriously! That's just lazy.

    … have multiple numbers in your username. If there's already 9 users with that name, be creative and pick a different one.

    … live in a different country than me.

    … live more than an hour from me. Unless you are visiting my town, then tell me before you add me. Applies to rule 12 also.

    … have a deceptive shortened web url in your description. like … etc.

    … ask if I want to see your cam.

    … have such poor grammar that your description makes no sense whatsoever.

    … have thousands of friends already. hint: you're a friend whore.

  11. You say "I will wait you there" it's correct to say "I will wait FOR you there" put the word FOR in! Because you sound like a retard when you don't, or at least us a "4"

  12. You say your internet is slow, so you can only chat somewhere else. It's going to be just as slow somewhere else. It's the same internet. Again, you sound like a fucking moron.

If I recently deleted you as a friend and you are all butt hurt, it's probably explained above in this list. Make the appropriate changes and re-apply. If you still don't get accepted, it's because I just think you are lame and don't want to be friends with you. Read rule 6 again.