Το blog του χρήστη woodyftl

Probably the most urgent thing for folks to know is - I cannot be your sugar daddy. Even though I look like Santa Claus. Sort of. I'm working on it, and one day that could change; but no immediately.

2nd - the primary profile photo, the Santa one- is NOT me. But gives the right idea. The thing is, I can be recognized in a bunch of different places; and I just don't need the hassle. Not hiding from anyone, just don't have time. So - if you take the Santa pic; and kind of cross it with Sean Connery when he is playing Indiana Jones' father - that will actually be pretty close. The other photo; the one with just beard and nose - IS me. I normally wear my beard much shorter, but grew it out for Christmas this year, and haven't cut it yet. If you've been reading much of my stuff here, you may have discovered I've developed a fantasy about a little role playing - "Santa and His Naughty Little Elf Girl(s)" . That's really growing on me- until I see whether I can actually find some naughty elves, I'm going to leave it as is. (The beard, incidentally, is a major sex organ. Why do you think they start to grow at puberty?? Imagine - feathers, being dragged over your skin; all over - ONLY BETTER- and with lips inside the feathers, nibbling. Post-coital was my 1st wife's preference.)

And, 3rd - I am SO not interested in cyber. I need hands on, face to face, 1 to 1, physical sex. Starved. Bones sticking out, metaphorically.

And 4th - I hate these websites, and they hate me. None of them work exactly the same way; sometimes what you write sticks; sometimes it LOOKS like it will but it disappears- crapola. I have plenty of imagination; but I need to exercise it on something real.

I'll try to keep up some new info here as we move forward.

I'm not hung up on your height, weight, IQ, education, color- really not. I have no known hang-ups. Just need some solid primate interaction.