dontpanicimorganics blog

this is captain james t dirk (DIGGLER) ..the starship enter rise has been pulled in by the gravitationaol field of planet xxx ... there seems to be some unexplainable unavoidable force that is affecting the entire male population of my crew members... a sort of madness accompanied by large throbbing uncontrollable pulsating boners and a obsession to mate... ..i am taking yoman ivnanna fukalot and scientist and first officer phill mccrackin soen on the palnet surface to see if we can get to the bottom of this ...real deals onlyplease... and its awfully silent out there..