So, here I am, I've just moved from Fort Riley, Kansas to Fort Hood, Texas. I am married to a frigid woman (and have been for 3 years now), and the most TLC I get is when I go to get my head buzzed by the barber. All the people who say marriage makes you a better person, have probably never been married. I've discovered that it is a libido and heart-crushing institution, fueled by loathing over real and imagined slights.

Needless to say, If I were to hook up with someone through this social site, it would really need to be on the "down-low"...which also places my balls in a vice. So, it is pretty much garaunteed tba I will be a gentleman. But don't get it twisted...I'll not be a door mat either.