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A difficult choice!
While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replys, "What about…

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When Jane met Tarzan!
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.…

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A teachers advice!
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except…

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Doctors advice!
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs…

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War at home!
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes…

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A small mistake!
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white…

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A brave lady!
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a…

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First oral!
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded…

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What to do if you are caught speeding!
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it…

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Bad example!
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their…

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Gods gift!
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and…

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The magic frog!
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,…

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Shopping for a husband!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men…

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I don't think so!!
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come…

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Honest girlfriend!
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "ut your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without…

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Tough learning!
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says…

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A good start!
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to…

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Hustled by a goblin!
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she…

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Honest husband!
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the…

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The missionary!
In the darkest Africa is a missionary captured by cannibals, if he wants to aviod being killed he have to be committed in the tribe after having managed three…

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A very terrible decision!
The armed forces' special training department is one started with psychological tests. The commander has three paratroopers, a 25-year-old, a 35-year-old…

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One hour!
A female principal makes a speech for girls in the graduating class. -I will give you a piece of advice, girls. That you care to avoid unwanted … It can simply…

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The Blonde and the ventriloquist!
A young ventriloquist entertains at clubs and stops to have a show at a pub in a small town. He's going through his usual routine of dumb blonde jokes…

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Lisa and the werewolf!
Lisa is traveling to her grandmother who lives deep in the woods. By a while she saw a werewolf in the bushes. Lisa: I can see you, werewolf. Damn it! shouts…

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A misunderstanding with words and context part II
An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the universally dreaded (by adults)…

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A little dispute!
Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they … was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you…

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A misunderstanding with words and context!
Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” – asked Johnny. “Nope.” – replied Jimmy. “Well, did you…

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Can any ladies answer me on this questions?
How honest can a man be when it comes to a ladies appearance? What makes you ladies think that you would have sex with a man? What do you ladies prefer when it…

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