display2010's Blog

A man walked into a pub in the Australian outback with an alligator under his arm. He stood up on the bar and shouted: "If I stick my prick and my balls into the crocodile's mouth, let the crocodile close the gap and take them out without a scratch, you can all buy me a drink." Crowd looked at him and nodded, smiling the man. This would see.

So the man takes out his stick and put it into the mouth of the crocodile and closes its jaws. A few moments later he turns it on its head with a beer bottle, and the crocodile's mouth open while he shows off his penis and balls that do not have a single scratch.

As he gathered his drinks he looked up at the crowd and asked if there was anyone else who wanted to try the same.

Silence descended in the pub before the blonde gets up and says, "I may well try it if you promise not to hit me in the head with a beer bottle afterwards."

PS! I don't mean to offend any blonds!