display2010's Blog

A man was on the beach with her little daughter. It was very hot, so he decided to sunbathe naked. As he lay there daughter asked what that was and pointed to his father's abdomen.

"Oh," replied the father, "it's just a little bird lying on its nest, warming the eggs." After a while the father fell asleep and when he awoke he was lying in the hospital with severe pain. He saw his daughter and asked "what happened?"

"Yes" replied the daughter, "when you went to sleep, I decided to play with the bird, but then set it up and spit in my face. Then I became angry and smashed eggs and lit fire to the nest."