display2010's Blog

There where two mates (John & Dick) home on a Friday evening, with no money but a strong wish to go out for a party. After a while Dick came up with a solution. He told John that he had a plan for how to be fucking … for free, this included a sausage. Course John get really curious about the plan, but trusted his good friend Dick that the plan was good. Out they go with high expectation and good motivation. At the first pub, they order lots of pints and drinks it up. When the times come to pay this bill, Dick tells John about the plan. If you go down on me and start to suck this sausage, then the bartender will think we are gay, and the bartender will probably kick us out. John thinking it's not an good idea, and why should he be the one to go down, but anyway John do what Dick told him to do and Dick was right! When the bartender see this obscene act he get so mad that he throw John and Dick out of the bar,no bills paid! John get really happy for this good idea of Dick, and Dick is smiling back. They go from one bar to another, and get more and more fucked up. In the last pub John started to be tired of going down on Dick, and his knees was hurting. He told Dick That he was tired to do this game, and he thought it was Dick's time to go down. Then Dick answered, why the fuck are you complaining of? We lost this sausage for many pub's ago!!!!!