shellyjavier's Blog

Who would be your ideal mate if you were a dinosaur?

The triceratops; it's three times as horny as the average dinosaur

Besides model or actress, what's one career you wish you could pursue?

Professional soccer player; I've played soccer my entire life and would love to do it for a living. Otherwise I'd want to be a dermatologist

You're on an asteroid and your daughter's fiancee draws the short straw

to sacrifice his life to divert it from destroying the Earth. What do you do?

Give Bruce Willis a call? he seemed to know what he was doing

What is one show you wished you were really into while it was on TV?

Trueblood because I don't have HBO so I always have to wait until it comes out on dvd

People who say "Reesies Piecies" instead of Reese's Pieces: What up with that?

Hmmm....they obviously have no appreciation for this creative work of art of smooth blended peanut butter and crisp chocolate coating. They might just also have a speech impediment.

Describe your ideal worst date.

A trip through a fast food drive through; that and doing laundry... not cool

If you had to burn bras, books, or witches, which would you burn and why?

Witches because science has proven that they are made of wood because they weigh the same as a duck.

If you could punch one person in the face with no repercussions, who would it be and why?

John Mayer; some of the things that comes out of this guy's mouth...

Have you ever made an online purchase you regret?

No, but I have made a purchase over the phone that I've regretted: an order of 24 pepperoni rolls for myself after coming home from a night out at the bars.

If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most- likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?

Leprechauns duh, I mean haven't you ever heard of the Alabama Leprechaun?