firemothjoe's Blog

Yep, a typical noob am I. I join fuckbook's free version to get over a bad breakup and hopefully meet new people. Turns out pleanty of new people are interested in meeting me. But Fbook.com won't let me talk to them directly unless I become a platinum member. After almost falling for the ruse of Fuckbook.org- which I'm quite convinced is made up of nothing BUT spammers, you must understand how skiddish I was to almost fall for the same trick twice. But then I get a msg in my inbox from a member named funtohump from Cincinnati with the subject line "I wanna hookup" Of course I can't open the msg till I subscribe. 'But here's my chance-' I thought. This lady has hundreds of sleazeballs displaying pictures of 25 inch cocks to choose from and she sends a message to me?... plain ol nature-hikin Joe? So I subscribe, read her msg and reply with my availabilty and directions to a resturant near my apt. I then send a copy of my response to the email address she provided.

Of course--- !OF COURSE! I get an automated replay back. "I like what your thinkin hun, visit my new profile at blahblahblah.com and subscribe so you can check out my pictures I posted." I reported her as spam to FB. Hell, they probably created her to get me to join.

I guess the moral or the story is: guys, don't fall for it. There's no such thing as a woman who wants to meet you for a night of passion and nothing else. Of course, if there are any ladies out there near Dayton, Ohio willing to prove me wrong, by all means hit me up! I'm a trained massage … and no I won't ask to to join or sign up for anything.

Later ya'll! more blogs to come. Gotta get my money's worth somehow!