shasta8909's Blog

Search any given day and a few cities are teeming with attractive members online. New York, NY, Los Angeles, CA, and Washington, Arkansas? According to Wikipedia, the population of Washington, AR "was 148 in the 2000 census." Note the quotation to make it look official. Quick check! (Search "male, female, couple" members looking for "M,F,C" in Washington, AR within ZERO miles, click to page 2, then edit the browser bar page=xx to something higher to get to the last page. Mine ended at 999 pages.)

Let's MATH!!!! 4 across by 7 down is 28 members per PAGE. Last page had 21. Shit, call it a football team shy of 28,000 members. 28,000 >>>> 148. Unless the most amazing sexual people, who could not fit into LA or NY, spit the different in the middle of the country and are busy exchanging bodily fluids. That would explain why the rest of you perverts aren't getting any.

Some of my favorite other searches:

1. M, F, C near me, but keep going past page 2, 3, to the other side of the world. I don't think any of the 28,000+ profiles in the three hot spots are included, so most likely find a human on the other end of the chat.

2. M, F cross section by age. Milf Monday (35+ F)? … Tuesday (18-19). Wolf Wednesday (40+ m).

3. M, F ethicity of the moment. Crave chocolate? Te gusta chicas? Otaku? Burkas?

4. Members, newest, online. Be first to comment on a new user!! Or, open all the new pink profiles in tabs, like casting your fly-fishing line, and see who BITES. Pretend to not know their pictures are a famous porn star. Take longer and longer to answer their messages.

Finally, some of my favorite Places:

Fuckersberg, Austria.

Clit, Romania.

Pussay, France.

Dildo, Canada.

GrindROD, Canada.

Phuket, Thailand.

Anus, Bourgeonne, France.

Cockermouth, UK.

There are many more to explore! Let me know and I'll add to the list.