Hbpervert69's Blog

The short story: Discovers Fuckbook "wow look at all these hot single women in my area", gets premium "oh wait there's none" gutted.

But hey I'm not one of these dudes that's gonna bitch and moan about it and act all hurt and deceived, because in hind sight any intelligent person should be able to see through that farce any way.

No my thought process is much different, see I then decided that the premium membership was my tuition fee and that this site would serve as my training ground.

See the thing about me is I am a 26 year old virgin, lame huh? Problem is I never learned girls, y'know how to flirt with them, what attracts them, what they like (aside from cars and money quote good charlotte).

So I'm hoping the female populous of this site can help me out with this, obviously not by fucking me as none of you live in New Zealand and I don't expect you to fly over here just for that. No what I intend to use this site for is to learn ...pretty much all the things I listed before, how to flirt, what turns girls on etc. as I intend to get laid this year, 26 years is far too long!

Not asking for charity just asking you be patient with me, let me know when I'm being a dick, and maybe compliment me when I do something right... fuck I sound like a puppy haha.

Cheers Fuckbook ladies, the Breadman loves ya