KylieDomogue's Blog

Hello Peeps.

Guys you need to rethink your attitude towards your little chappy. Everybody knows that you love it,that it is your best friend and that it has stuck with from day one. And we all realize a lot of you feel the need to share and show the love an affection you have for it with the rest of us.

But i can assure you having a profile cock picture is about as effective for attracting women online as it would be going round a supermarket with a bag over your head and you cock having out of your flies.

Maybe you just think girls are all going to mentally attach it to Brad Pitt...this is not the case. Personally i always mentally attach it to Mr.Bean,which never fails to make me laugh!

Nobody is going to instantly fall in love with your cock,as much as you may love it yourself. Put up a picture of youself smiling,sitting on your car or something. You MIGHT find a chick likes your smile and may be interested enough to look through your pics and check your cock out...it could happen!!!

Put it in your pictures if you absolutely have to. But don't take one with it looking limp,shriveled up,dejected,looking like it has't seen any action for years and years. Pump some blood and action into the poor bloody thing. Failing that,jaz it up a bit. Its Christmas,put some tinsel on it,little Santa hat..some fairy lights even... but do SOMETHING to make the bloody thing look more interesting,especially if you are going insist on using it for you main picture!!!!